Jack Bauer’s Greatest Lines – winners

Earlier this month FOX asked fans to vote on Jack Bauer’s greatest lines at JackBauersGreatest.com and now the voting period is over and winners have been chosen.

Overall Winner (best of all seasons)

The very final scene of the series (Jack and Chloe saying their goodbyes) has been chosen by 24 fans as the best line. Hard to argue with this pick.

Here’s the other winners:

24 Season 1 Winner

“You probably don’t think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can, all the way. Except I hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out, taking your stomach lining with it.” (Episode 11, 10:00AM – 11:00AM)

YouTube Link: Season 1: “You probably don’t think that I could force this towel down your throat…”

24 Season 2 Winner

“Nina: He is going to put a bullet in my head before I can say hello and then he is going to turn the gun on himself!
Jack: We’ll make sure he doesn’t turn the gun on himself.” (Episode 7, 2:00PM – 3:00PM)

YouTube Link: Season 2: “We’ll make sure he doesn’t turn the gun on himself.”

24 Season 3 Winner

“Don’t worry. If I wanted to kill you, you’d be dead by now.” (Episode 10, 10:00PM – 11:00PM)

YouTube Link: Season 3: “Don’t worry, if I wanted to kill you, you’d be dead by now…”

24 Season 4 Winner

“Make a sound and I will blow your brains out all over the windshield.” (Episode 18, 12:00AM – 1:00AM)

YouTube Link: Season 4: “Make a sound, and I will blow your brains out all over the windshield.”

24 Season 5 Winner

“I’m done talking with you, you understand me? You’ve read my file. First thing I’m gonna do, I’m gonna take out your right eye. Then I’m gonna move over and take out your left, then I’m going to cut you. I’m gonna keep cutting you until I get the information that I need, you understand me? So for the last time, where is the nerve gas?” (Episode 6, 12:00PM – 1:00PM)

YouTube Link: Season 5: “I’m done talking with you…”

24 Season 6 Winner

“Do you understand the difference between dying for something and dying for nothing? The only reason I fought so hard to stay alive in China was because I didn’t want to die for nothing. Today I can die for something – my way, my choice.” (Episode 1, 6:00AM – 7:00AM)

YouTube Link: Season 6: “Do you understand the difference…”

24 Season 7 Winner

“Who the hell do you think you are? Who the hell do you think are you? You think this is easy? You think you understand what I’m going through? Because you don’t. I am dying. And I was okay with it, I could handle it. And now you put in front of me the one thing, the one thing that’s going to make this unbearable.” (Episode 18, 1:00AM – 2:00AM)

YouTube Link: Season 7: “Who the hell do you think you are…”

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[..YouTube..] My ABSOLUTE favorite! :D Who said Jack Bauer doesn’t have a sense of humor ? ^^Though I’m not sure he was joking on this one lol

ortalfrom israel
December 27, 2010 at 3:26 am
i cant agree more
the best lines ever!

“I’m Gonna need a Hacksaw”
season 2

[..YouTube..] lmao, my favorite

[..YouTube..] cold blooded! LOL!